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LovesSushi

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LovesSushi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4488
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LovesSushi : I am currently working on my masters in communications and teach at a university. I like to read, write, and do abstract art. If you wanna know anything else, just ask :)

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Liked!<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:12am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:34am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 4:14am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 6:32pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 10:19am

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LovesSushi's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56784) - you deserved it (41799)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was at mah grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up ( You will be missed ) and ( You won't be forgotten ) and instead said ( You won't be missed. looool ) FML

#21212849
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42517) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (4215)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MOM AN DAD PLAYED ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS OVER WHO GETS TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME IN THE HOSPITAL TONIGHT WHILE I HAVE SURGERY . MEGA FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (4008)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

today avary housa in mah naighborhood was vandalizad. Thay skippad our housa. Evarybody thinks it was ma. FML

#21209396
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52026) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decidd to try something new with my boyfriend, an sextd him. My text endd up sounding so stupid that I panickd an quickly sent another saying ( SORRY WRONG PERSON ). FML

TODAY... I SAW A DRUNK WOMAN DROP HER PURSE IN THE STREET. I PICKD IT UP AND WENT TO GIVE IT TO HER... ONLY FIR HER TO SCREAM AT ME FIR BEING A THIEF. THEN SHE STARTD CRYING... APOLOGIZD AND HUGGD ME... THEN GOT ANGRY AGAIN... AND FINALLY THREW UP ON ME. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (4050)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of mah yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave mah bikini and towel inside. This idea backfred however when mah mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

#21207511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43251) - you deserved it (14453)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I texted mah mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that mah parent had just gotten divorced. FML

#21206148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45473) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today , I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (59506)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite seriou with. I was surprised, not only cuz he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but cuz he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML

#21202569
177 comments

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53104) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a job interview. Te interviewer said it all went well, but e can't ire me because I've got a nose piercing, and tat type of "image" isn't te kind teir looking 4 in teir employees. Tis is te guy wo ad a full sleeve tattoo. FML

#21200605
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43219) - you deserved it (7185)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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