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Loveless_Elf

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Loveless_Elf

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 162
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Loveless_Elf : Nothing really about me. Just a boring person reading up on peoples fucked lives. ^_^

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Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47481) - you deserved it (23574)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

#21081494
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (5743)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:43pm - misc - by shoopbadeewoop (man) -

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

#21046154
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47222) - you deserved it (4020)

On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38861) - you deserved it (4235)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37956) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75493) - you deserved it (4241)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

#1971968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (3707)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20504) - you deserved it (2627)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)



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