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My name is Louise and I'm from Denmark.
I spend way to much time on this web-site, because I like to laugh of others misery. lol
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LouiseD's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 2:19am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Love
by Kimberpoo / 03/14/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Health
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by brooke / 08/13/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
by Concert Flatulent / 07/10/2012 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch… Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about… Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that…