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  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>idefka</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 12:56am<b>nixienicotine</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:20pm<b>chewychips</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 1:56am<b>Maydayparade9456</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 7:07pm<b>doryase</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 3:46pm<b>YepThatsMeee</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 11:36pm<b>gc327072</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 5:37pm<b>Ninjin1986</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 4:17pm<b>IAmJad</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 3:36pm<b>jiraii</b> - the 03/27/2013 at 12:12am<b>gewashington87</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 8:50pm<b>kitkat1255</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 8:33pm<b>FutureMatty</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 7:14pm

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Lothem's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

by Arlbethere / 02/25/2011 at 7:18am / United Kingdom (Northumberland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

by EpicUsername / 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

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Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

by badsister / 01/10/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm / Italy (Toscana) / Health

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

by tryena / 02/28/2009 at 5:59am / United States (Idaho) / Kids