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Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15811) - you deserved it (117959)

On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89382) - you deserved it (4973)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

#748414
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19053) - you deserved it (111366)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

#588112
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65860) - you deserved it (15615)

On 03/24/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by sarah_sad (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

#491409
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131349) - you deserved it (6410)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

#398759
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (93808)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (192671)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

#316812
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81110) - you deserved it (5701)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I arrived at work only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. 5 hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

#256549
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67321) - you deserved it (2296)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Jong (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

#209556
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71584) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother decided she wanted the family to go on a special outing for the holidays. She asked me to drive everyone when she got home from work. Later I noticed the house was empty. The whole family, including the dog, left without telling me. They took my car. FML

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
982 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77955) - you deserved it (442373)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58875) - you deserved it (4928)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46897) - you deserved it (1788)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (1896)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)



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