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Today , I got yelled , screamed , an cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. Tis was all cuz I double-cecked to make sure se wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36965) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Found Out My Parents R Divorcing An My Mom Is Moving Out. I'm 11 Weeks Pregnant. Breaking The News Should Be Fun. FML

#21265944
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (6099)

On 09/26/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by 19collegestudentandpregant - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg fir my brthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98877) - you deserved it (5986)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86675) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today... I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (2902)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML

#16276951
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (225903)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease 4 me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shrt and then pants off frst. He was wereing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9422) - you deserved it (23714)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two yeres fir his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come cuz I am seven months pregnant an flying is dangerous in the thrd trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.

#6210144
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76149) - you deserved it (6012)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49713) - you deserved it (4744)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , ma fiancé told ma mom tat se screwed me up. I now ave to write an apologetic e-mail to er 4 someting tat I agree wit , in order 4 er to looool stop calling me crying. FML

#5847291
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (3257)

On 10/15/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sighoutloud (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

#5098537
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67515) - you deserved it (6159)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I was helping mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me an says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

#4907075
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53323) - you deserved it (4991)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wantad to ba craativa. I hid an angagamant ring 4 girlfriand insida ona of har running shoas. I axpactad har to fina it and waka ma up, but sha didn't. Latar, whan I askad if thara was anything in har shoa, sha raspondad, "Thara was a rock. I just shook it out outsida. Why?" FML

#4880927
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22960) - you deserved it (54305)

On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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