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Loser97217

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 388
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>marrymarz</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 6:53am<b>thatsawkward7</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 3:27pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 12/26/2013 at 11:41pm<b>steffi90</b> - the 09/21/2013 at 6:21am<b>taylor21398</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 9:37pm<b>megstiel</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 7:32pm

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Loser97217's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

by Xpload / 01/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

by HSampsON / 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Niger (Niamey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

by whyeventry? / 08/02/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous