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  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39994) - you deserved it (5395)

On 02/18/2014 at 4:15pm - health - by dating a pussy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49556) - you deserved it (17656)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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