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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lord_Assassinz : I am a computer gamer/programmer/geek and college student. Single and proud. I don't get people who drink or smoke or anything. I just want to make friends but I'm a little off and unique. feel free to message me, I'd love to talk

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Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (6460)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (10616)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)



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