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About LordSwaggleton : Well..... I definitely like music and.... when I jump my clothes come with me so I guess you could say I'm normal.

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Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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