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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 August 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14240
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Lonely_Lez : I'm a university student. I'm very opinionated and I will defend my beliefs and opinions fiercely unless I can be shown proof or sound logic that they are false.

I am a lesbian (I rather regret the username, to be honest. I chose it for an fml that didn't get approved and now it's not worth changing it) and I am very proud of this fact, even if it is hard a lot of the time. It is NOT a choice, and I do not believe it is in any way wrong.

I am pseudo-pagan, I believe in human energies and I believe that some people have abilities beyond what most people believe is possible.

I am very left-wing, and I cannot bring myself to believe in most conservative theories.

Beyond all that I'm usually a pretty easy-going person. I love my friends and will do anything to protect, defend, or help them.

Feel free to send me a message, positive or negative, about anything you read about me, I enjoy talking to people and will be happy to answer any message. :D

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Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

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