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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1651
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (138512)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9298) - you deserved it (20904)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML


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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

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