About LockIn1225 : I'm Josh and you obviously want to know more, but I like my privacy not invaded. I like to drum and pump iron.
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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/06/2013 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2013 at 9:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
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