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  • Number of visits : 37751
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81974) - you deserved it (6269)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

#80589
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30930) - you deserved it (13277)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39672) - you deserved it (5997)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48444) - you deserved it (7862)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

#34266
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47629) - you deserved it (7334)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22096) - you deserved it (50197)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62026) - you deserved it (3239)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296909) - you deserved it (28441)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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