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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 580
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Llama1 : Hi im a Llama. Hi im Fred the Llama

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TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I woke up to mah husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash mah clothes. FML

Today... I sent a dozen roses an a hand-written... heart-felt note to mah ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent... she replied... "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow... that stands fir friendship." FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 1:07am - love - by Roses are Red - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got stuck in traffichan a shootout startad somawhara bahind. I lowarad mysalf an suddanly a bullat puncturad a hola in tha raar scraan. Whan I managad to gat away, I callad my wifa in a panic. Sha didn't pick up so I sant har a taxt abouthat just happanad. Har raply: looool "K". FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT MAH BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME DAY AS HIS, AN HE THINKS WE R TWINS WHO WERE SEPARATD AT BIRTH. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was making lunc, wen ma two-year-old ran up to me and anded me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending te rest of ma day cleaning te entire ouse. FML

Taday I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML

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87 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm - work - by death bed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , Working As A Waitress , I Was Asked By A Customer , Yet Again , How Mah Babby Was Doing. I Don't Have A Baby , But I Do Look Very Similar To Mah 25-year-old Coworker , Who's A New Mom. People Confuse Us All The Time. Unfortunately , Mah Crush , Who Was Standing Nearby , Doesn't Know That. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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