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Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
by FUCK THE PIGS / 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
by protoplasm stole my seat / 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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