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Livelife121

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  • Number of visits : 6165
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Today... mah mother-in-law visited the house while mah husband and I were at work. When we returned... we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches 4 about 14 different clients. fat FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42434) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancé, the love of mah life, informd me that he proposd cuz he was sure I'd say no . He was hoping it would lead to our breakup . FML

#16605468
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43243) - you deserved it (3450)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I putted lemon juice in my hair as a cheap an easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair an I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in looool my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13898) - you deserved it (47527)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10764)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (8335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out 4 unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with mah recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (6871)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

TODAY MY 12 YEAR OLD COUSIN DECIDD THAT ( ALL MEN R PIGS ) AND DELETD EVERY MALE CONTACT IN MY PHONE. FML

#16434926
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37370) - you deserved it (4476)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, after eighteen yeres of living with mah adoptive parents, I met mah biological mum 4 the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who weres 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. real FML

#16301651
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50898) - you deserved it (3949)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63452) - you deserved it (9876)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT NEW BOYFRIEND IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO, WHEN THERE IS A CONFLICT, WILL JUST SCREAM "I LOVE YOU" OVER AND OVER HOPING THAT IT WILL SOLVE ITSELF INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK THE PROBLEM OUT. MEGA FML

#16055177
198 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Taday I sent a kinky text message to mah boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give mah girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that mah boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen mah phone. FML

#16016307
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37199) - you deserved it (9721)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

TODAY, I FOUND MYSELF CRYING 4 AN HOURHEN MAH RECREATED CRUSH ON THE SIMS 3 GAME REJECTED MAH CHARACTER AN RAN OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17736) - you deserved it (52306)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

today boyfriend of nerely two yeres broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. fat FML

#15975919
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37204) - you deserved it (4919)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today , While Bieng Robbed , A Man Heroically Chased Down The Robber And Got My Purse Back. He Then Looked At The Distance Between Us , Turned The Other Way And Ran Off With It. FML

#15974140
113 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

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