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Livelife121

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  • Number of visits : 6495
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (3732)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

#18441721
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34611) - you deserved it (5143)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (3007)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (3323)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23271) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23959) - you deserved it (2761)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (12553)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29002) - you deserved it (2482)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12578) - you deserved it (43778)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (2840)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (4618)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41175) - you deserved it (5904)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (3754)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36571) - you deserved it (6909)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)



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