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Livelife121

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  • Number of visits : 7067
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

#207731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71743) - you deserved it (7336)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8555) - you deserved it (89752)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

#169067
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48504) - you deserved it (6357)

On 03/01/2009 at 9:14am - kids - by Aliya (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1210189) - you deserved it (127339)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

#154846
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18491) - you deserved it (48560)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57748) - you deserved it (11745)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

#74820
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45483) - you deserved it (2207)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45607) - you deserved it (6432)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45607) - you deserved it (6432)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

#55287
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34234) - you deserved it (8342)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

#36818
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (3191)

On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

#3934
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (1587)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by shit - United States (New York)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19207) - you deserved it (2546)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5970) - you deserved it (47822)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)



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