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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7293
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:05am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:25pm<b>lennon_</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:50am<b>vikky538</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:59am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:35am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:21am<b>lola4455</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:49am<b>itasadlife</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:54am<b>K_kanaka</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:01am<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:51pm<b>loganswann</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:15am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 10:07pm<b>llamingo</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:57am<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:40am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:24pm<b>OmegaTitan</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:58pm<b>jdt12399</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:47am

Fucked!<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:11am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:01pm<b>thenielsens</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:50pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:21am<b>chickenlips23</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:26am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:22pm<b>ShadowGenius</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:23am<b>add5ie</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:57am<b>sparky333441</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:14pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:24pm

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74086) - you deserved it (29017)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (359413) - you deserved it (33579)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (694537) - you deserved it (464072)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

#233372
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64878) - you deserved it (16311)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

#207731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71787) - you deserved it (7337)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8714) - you deserved it (90439)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

#169067
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48529) - you deserved it (6359)

On 03/01/2009 at 9:14am - kids - by Aliya (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1214740) - you deserved it (127479)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

#154846
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18499) - you deserved it (48599)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57778) - you deserved it (11752)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldnt fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

#74820
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45527) - you deserved it (2207)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by sucks2suck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45641) - you deserved it (6437)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45641) - you deserved it (6437)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

#55287
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34263) - you deserved it (8349)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)



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