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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8553
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:55am<b>josh503257</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:39pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 11:37am<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:42am<b>insanelocket</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:41am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:21pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:35pm<b>gopi</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:27pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:46am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:56pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:43am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Apretendbiscuit</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:35am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 6:17pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 4:04am<b>Katdurin</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:27pm

Fucked!<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:37pm<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:22am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 6:14am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:00am<b>Andy49</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 9:35pm<b>jr0065</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Koios</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:41am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:47pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 1:26pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

by I'm my husband's second mom / 11/03/2015 at 2:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

by bubblewrap / 10/20/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 8:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 12:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" FML

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

by JJ / 10/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love