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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2605
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LittlestPrincess : life goal: becoming a crazy old cat lady.

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2day I woke up to go to school . looool I was unbelievably tired , but I gathered the courage to go take my shower . I then took a long shower , cleaned up my room , got dressed , an ate breakfast . Going back to my room , I looked at the clock , which read 3:22 AM . FML

#1289647
257 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting looool a 5-year-old grl and we were coloring. Se made me a card tat was very sweet, so I smiled. Se looked at me and went "Don't smile, yur smile is really scary." FML

#1119408
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On 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I was sitting in mah chemistry classhen a sick girl behind me askd "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher bieng smart said "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile the girl behind me startd throwing up all over her desk an me . FML

#901011
111 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I got married wearing a straples dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching mah husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on mah dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054
122 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party!! Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contact list!! FML

#9718
24 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

MY DOG FOUND MA MARIJUANA PIPE AND TE BAG IT WAS IN AND BROUGT IT TO MA PARENTS. FML

#1384
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11498) - you deserved it (33906)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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