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LittleShnanners

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LittleShnanners

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1725
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleShnanners : I'm 17 years old.
My dad died while my mom was pregnant with me.
My mom remarried and the guy adopted me, but most of his German family hates me.
My mom has been terminally ill since I was 3.
I'm a girl with a girlfriend at a private Christian school in the South.

I'll let you imagine just how much my life sucks sometimes.

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Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181679) - you deserved it (14663)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74445) - you deserved it (285184)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

#74742
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11638) - you deserved it (42720)

On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51766) - you deserved it (4448)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15589) - you deserved it (65091)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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