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LittleShnanners

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LittleShnanners

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1390
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleShnanners : I'm 17 years old.
My dad died while my mom was pregnant with me.
My mom remarried and the guy adopted me, but most of his German family hates me.
My mom has been terminally ill since I was 3.
I'm a girl with a girlfriend at a private Christian school in the South.

I'll let you imagine just how much my life sucks sometimes.

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Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
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I agree, your life sucks (23028) - you deserved it (5067)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Today, I was assigned to work on a huge project with Michael. Michael refers to himself in the third person, constantly mumbles unintelligibly to himself, doesn't smile, laugh or make eye contact, and refuses to address me directly. I'll be stuck with him for about four months. FML

#19855807
163 comments

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On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
281 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

#19631196
95 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44088) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
165 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

#19474483
102 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
159 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
240 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (2444)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (31421)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20585) - you deserved it (44592)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40571) - you deserved it (2347)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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