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LittleLambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1748
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About LittleLambii : Hi hi, the name is Lambii, I'm well known for taking odd angled selfies, and I'm currently hanging out in South Africa...
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Message me if you want to chat; I'm fairly friendly :)

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LittleLambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

#21435249
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19796) - you deserved it (2499) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2015 at 12:30am - misc - by Smeagogole - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22923) - you deserved it (3936)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (2273)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

#21430929
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24648) - you deserved it (1802)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:23pm - work - by ilook12 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31585) - you deserved it (1800)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (3122)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

#21429657
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24979) - you deserved it (2054)

On 06/21/2015 at 5:37pm - kids - by hfs palm - United States

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

#21428639
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (2003)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, from across the parking lot, I saw a woman break into my car and steal my "Handicapped parking" placard. Guess why I couldn't stop her. FML

#21427634
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (1710)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by hobbled - United States

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

#21426929
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26494) - you deserved it (4444)

On 06/16/2015 at 8:05am - intimacy - by poorlyparented - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

#21425174
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28083) - you deserved it (5771)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

#21422575
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (3027)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm - animals - by terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

#21419795
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29977) - you deserved it (2626)

On 06/02/2015 at 5:02pm - love - by Jrex89 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

#21419654
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23842) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/02/2015 at 11:23am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

#21419303
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28388) - you deserved it (7100)

On 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm - kids - by pheonixxe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)



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