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LittleLambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 May 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3762
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About LittleLambii : sometimes I write stuff.

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Visits<b>swharley</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 9:01am<b>ewildawe</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 4:11am<b>Dramori</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 5:31am<b>tommy0614</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 10:41am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 2:00pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 7:49pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 10:49am<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 3:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:37am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:00pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:59pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:43pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:16pm<b>nreed32</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 6:04pm<b>GrantedTexas356</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:31pm<b>struran</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:25am<b>dno79</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 6:08am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:33am

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 1:49am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 4:00am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:19pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:34am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 5:26pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:13am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:47am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:38pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:30pm<b>AZ_Hockey_Dude</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:39pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:52pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:47pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:25pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:10pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:11pm<b>spencer4148</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:52am

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LittleLambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

by StillFriendless / 11/25/2016 at 10:20am / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

by PinkMonkeys / 11/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Love

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, while on vacation, my brother asked a native of the area for help. Once he got it, he thanked them with "muchos gracias" in the best Spanish accent he could do. We're in Japan. FML

by thismustbewhyivestrivedtobesmart / 11/15/2016 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Holidays

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

by nattnatt73 / 09/10/2016 at 3:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML

Today, I walked up to my sister's car to give her some money I owed her. She refused to open the window and take back the money. After begging her to open the window, a passer-by mistook me for a beggar and gave me some loose change. FML

by Marmarfarfar / 08/01/2016 at 1:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

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Today, my mom told me that I'll never get married if my cooking skills don't improve. My boyfriend agrees. FML

by :( / 07/31/2016 at 12:18am / United States / Love

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy