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LittleLambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 May 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3307
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About LittleLambii : sometimes I write stuff.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:37am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:00pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:59pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:43pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:16pm<b>nreed32</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 6:04pm<b>GrantedTexas356</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:31pm<b>struran</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:25am<b>dno79</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 6:08am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:33am<b>infernno</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 10:58pm<b>lungjiao</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 1:12am<b>Crawyz</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:45pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 1:47pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 4:17pm<b>greenbucket</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 9:48am<b>charbel</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:33pm

Fucked!<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 4:00am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:19pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:34am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 5:26pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:13am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:47am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:38pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:21pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:30pm<b>AZ_Hockey_Dude</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:39pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:52pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:47pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:25pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:10pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:11pm<b>spencer4148</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:52am

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LittleLambii's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML

by Evjoel / 06/28/2016 at 6:34am / Bermuda (Hamilton) / Kids

Today, I overheard my friends laughing about how my anxiety means I'll be single forever. I was too anxious to confront them. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 1:45pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML

by Mimo / 06/23/2016 at 6:18am / Egypt / Love

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

by Crushgonewrong / 06/22/2016 at 5:42pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, as I entered our narrow hallway while leaving the bathroom, my belt loop caught on the knob of a nearby closet. My husband had to come and rescue me as I hung there, my ass in the air. FML

by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML

by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

by wearingashirtatthepool / 05/08/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

by TriangularBanana / 05/06/2016 at 5:45pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, working as a veterinarian, I received a complaint from a client. He said I sucked at my job, purely because I implied he should have brought his severely ill cat in a lot sooner. Which he should have. FML

by lucywatson / 05/06/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

by Emmaraine189 / 04/27/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, I'd like to thank the genius who scheduled my class in a building which is actively being torn down. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 7:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

by whereismyring / 03/27/2016 at 8:47pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

by GrandTheftArson / 03/08/2016 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation