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LittleLambii

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LittleLambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2029
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About LittleLambii : Hi hi, the name is Lambii, I'm well known for taking odd angled selfies, and I'm currently hanging out in New Zealand.
My Instagram: LittleLambii
Message me if you want to chat; I'm fairly friendly :)

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Fucked!<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 3:47pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:25pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:10pm<b>RA91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:11pm<b>spencer4148</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:52am

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LittleLambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

#21464273
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15665) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18627) - you deserved it (1571)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

#21463833
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17963) - you deserved it (1596)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24815) - you deserved it (4173)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20892) - you deserved it (2053)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (29765)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23858) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18598) - you deserved it (9751)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

#21457655
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19262) - you deserved it (4795)

On 08/18/2015 at 4:17pm - love - by I hate games - United States (Missouri)

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

#21457386
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24681) - you deserved it (1563)

On 08/17/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by sonice (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

#21457054
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17124) - you deserved it (35473)

On 08/17/2015 at 4:33am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

#21455960
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (1498)

On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (5135)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML

#21454553
79 comments

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

#21453572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26454) - you deserved it (1801)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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