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LittleJess23

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LittleJess23
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1816
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LittleJess23 : Engaged to an amazing guy. Mummy to the most gorgeous little man :)

LittleJess23's page activity

Visits<b>JZY1989</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 2:12am<b>mmlncwdr</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:02pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 2:48pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:01pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 11:53am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 7:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 6:53pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 1:07pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 1:01pm<b>Garagedwella</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:48pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:32am<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 6:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 8:51am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 5:22pm<b>xxSoFlyxx</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 2:24pm<b>Fidge86</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 12:22pm

Fucked!<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 8:48pm<b>JZY1989</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 5:53pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:18am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:32pm

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LittleJess23's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

by D / 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

by PeeFlavouredFloss / 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

by MoreActionThanMe / 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Animals

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

by Lil_bit / 01/04/2010 at 12:05am / France / Transportation

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

by squirt / 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

by nana / 05/19/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy