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LittleJess23
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1819
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LittleJess23 : Engaged to an amazing guy. Mummy to the most gorgeous little man :)

LittleJess23's page activity

Visits<b>JZY1989</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 2:12am<b>mmlncwdr</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:02pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 2:48pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:01pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 11:53am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 7:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 6:53pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 1:07pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 1:01pm<b>Garagedwella</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:48pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:32am<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 6:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 8:51am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 5:22pm<b>xxSoFlyxx</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 2:24pm<b>Fidge86</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 12:22pm

Fucked!<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 8:48pm<b>JZY1989</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 5:53pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:18am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:32pm

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LittleJess23's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

by DisgustinglyFrustrated / 10/10/2013 at 11:40am / Argentina (Santa Fe) / Intimacy

Today, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

by failure / 10/10/2013 at 10:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Animals

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

by D: / 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

by vcarder / 10/04/2013 at 4:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML

by EconM / 10/03/2013 at 11:38am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

by Sooz / 10/02/2013 at 9:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

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