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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittleBlackbird : If I was an animal, I would be a penguin.

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Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (3475)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40539) - you deserved it (7449)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (3476)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40062) - you deserved it (4921)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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