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LittleBastard

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 885
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About LittleBastard : so I decided that I am way too beautiful to keep that picture of me up, don't want to burn any eyeballs.

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Visits<b>toshaleigh</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Arkajion</b> - 17 hours ago<b>SweetNess0</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 12:08am<b>enphinitie</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:37am<b>Loop_Zoop</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:18pm<b>whyusofat</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:22am<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:03pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:03am<b>DontRunForrest</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 10:12am<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:59am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:36am<b>merethevh</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:35am<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 1:04pm<b>divinitas</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:51am<b>helloyes</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:40am<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:22am

Fucked!<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:45am<b>BaDumTsss</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:06am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 5:22pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:43pm

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LittleBastard's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

#21395685
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21857) - you deserved it (28887)

On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

#21393492
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30719) - you deserved it (2401)

On 04/14/2015 at 11:49am - health - by TheGoodSister - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

#21392608
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (3382)

On 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27230) - you deserved it (16732)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

#21391444
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1849)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26605) - you deserved it (2858)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

#21390594
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26815) - you deserved it (3213)

On 04/09/2015 at 11:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27817) - you deserved it (2775)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (3094)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

#21372587
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25035) - you deserved it (2150)

On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (3784)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44369) - you deserved it (4021)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML

#21349786
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (3237)

On 02/04/2015 at 4:49pm - misc - by jl_word - United States



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