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Lisa89

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 September 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3234
  • Number of comments : 989
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lisa89 : Noble Lisa89 the 1st.

Lisa89's page activity

Visits<b>llama_drama</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:43pm<b>aking297</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:30pm<b>jon_894b</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 11:05am<b>weedle99</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:06pm<b>Chrriis</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:55am<b>jelly_rolls</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:36am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Redmond64</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:54pm<b>CorvusVenator</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:57pm<b>CravenCat</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 7:41pm<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:39pm<b>WingWalker</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 9:39pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:35pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 3:42pm<b>KK3137</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 5:54am<b>fireburnspeople</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:37pm<b>ScarredFlame</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:38am

Fucked!<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 6:53pm

Lisa89's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Lisa89's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids

Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML

by kanenakid / 12/27/2009 at 7:40am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

by Araya / 11/17/2009 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

by loser / 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

by verysadasian / 07/30/2009 at 10:21am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

by Tom / 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:48am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous