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Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
by Kathryn / 08/13/2011 at 6:31am / Belgium / Kids
Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML
by laurlaur / 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 3:04am / United States / Intimacy
by vsf / 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by oliveoyl / 07/23/2011 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Kids
by gutav indogop / 06/24/2011 at 2:47am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Work
by ugh / 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
by disappointed / 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by missmirror / 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
- Today, I was picking up my son's expensive birthday cake. It was huge, and required both hands to… Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,…