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by ShadowReaper101 / 12/29/2012 at 2:41am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
by you fuckhobbit / 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by futuregigolo / 12/21/2012 at 7:11pm / United States (Colorado) / Money
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
by unknown / 12/17/2012 at 6:37am / Canada / Kids
Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
by theslutmuncher / 12/14/2012 at 6:20pm / Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt) / Miscellaneous
by SpanishInFrenchClass / 12/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Work
by Taco Hell / 10/19/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditiorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and clapped. FML
by conspicuous / 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
by Jessica / 08/21/2012 at 4:21am / United States / Kids
by Demetria / 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by ice cream dude / 08/10/2012 at 9:58am / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
by crissy becks / 08/05/2012 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
by Insomniac / 07/28/2012 at 5:56am / United States (Alaska) / Health
by missingphoneproblems / 07/22/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Georgia) / Work
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…