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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
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About Lilybreeze : Im 16 and i live in the country, I love horseback riding amd watching The Game of Thrones and NCIS along with Bones. I love animals.


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Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML


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