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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 167583
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81644) - you deserved it (6155)

On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (91388)

On 04/14/2009 at 9:45am - love - by oxbbabexo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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