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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 57486
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (2140)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today I got a call from the ICU. Apparently mah boyfriend has been there 4 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even mah parents have been to see him. big fat FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me though because she's a couple of inches taller an can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. real FML

#21378350
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31825) - you deserved it (2469)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:26am - love - by falling short (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML

#21378332
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24687) - you deserved it (24)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I disproved a scientific teory created by ma supervisor. He was furious an said tat I souldn't ave tried to disprove im. He told me to continue working wit is teory an now e treatens to fre me if I publis ma work. FML

#21378331
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (161) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:38am - work - by ZG_Rules (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today , I met the perfect guy. He's sweet , funny , charming , a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as mah father , last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of mah dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (3510)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on mah ceiling. FML

#21378092
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (3172)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today , after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian , I got grounded . Apparently , ( black people can't be vegetarians ) and , I'm ( crazy fir even suggesting something like that . ) FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31988) - you deserved it (4593)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

today I gave mah friend condom since he didn't have any and he was planning on ( getting lucky. ) Little did I know he was planning on ( getting lucky ) with mah sister. big fat FML

#21378013
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (26)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was sitting in the airport... watching the baggage handler load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it... one bag cummd open and all the clothe spilld out onto the tarmac. The clothe lookd familiar. They were mine. FML

#21378005
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30219) - you deserved it (2036)

On 03/19/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by Hm (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade wen a woman cummed up and asked me if playing it was job. I lauged but ten realized tat it is actually te closest ting I ave to a job. FML

#21377906
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (27)

On 03/19/2015 at 5:49pm - work - by DDRFreak (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to work a double shift after mah relief calld in ( sick ) just so he could go to a party. FML

#21377747
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27515) - you deserved it (2200)

On 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by SleepIsForTheWeak (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today... I found out ma upstair neigbor filed a noise complaint against me 4 banging on te ceiling every nigt. Tey conveniently left out te partere tey constantly stomp... sout... an do stuff tat sound like teir dropping brick to te floor every nigt. FML

#21377727
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26957) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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