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LilCheeno

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LilCheeno

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 51414
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

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Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

#21358494
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31114) - you deserved it (3400)

On 02/18/2015 at 7:35am - work - by lonergirl - Australia

Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML

#21358355
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:22pm - misc - by ImNotFat - New Zealand

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

#21358332
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (2253)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27948) - you deserved it (4813)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

#21358080
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29840) - you deserved it (8954)

On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37110) - you deserved it (3057)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

#21358017
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (3920)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:23pm - misc - by trolls have hit the gutters (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

#21358000
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17549) - you deserved it (23007)

On 02/17/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML

#21357951
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27654) - you deserved it (4814)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:48am - intimacy - by foreveralone - United States (Texas)

Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML

#21357798
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27499) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by Swatted - United States (Nevada)

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

#21357563
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14405) - you deserved it (33142)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30400) - you deserved it (11919)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

#21357283
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32257) - you deserved it (3261)

On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)



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