Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LilCheeno

Offline (6 hours ago) | Search for a member

LilCheeno

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57501
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LilCheeno : Nothing really to learn about me.

My 2 favorite sports are football and basketball.

My favorite football team are the 49ers (And no I'm not a bandwagon, I was raised to be a 49er fan) and my favorite basketball team are the Warriors.

I listen to any music that I think is good.

LilCheeno's page activity

Visits<b>rhysfucker</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 3:12pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:18pm<b>xwingtwo</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 10:34pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 2:23pm<b>Peeves</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 11:42pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 8:35am<b>TheEmoSuperman</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:29pm<b>Memma</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 2:54pm<b>ethan_unoxx</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 6:54pm<b>Kevin_Kestel</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 12:47am<b>thelittlemissy</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 5:59am<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 2:40am<b>iloveclowns</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 11:53am<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 3:33pm<b>LickitungJr</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 11:14pm<b>SundayNightSix</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 12:24am<b>straww</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 6:31am<b>Venasaur1</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 12:21am

LilCheeno's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of LilCheeno's badges

LilCheeno's favorite FMLs

Today, I ad to sit in a tree-seat truck between my dad an is best friend on a 4-our trip to Detroit. It was great, besides tere incessant crude jokes an stories, including cafing ball sacks, an naming tere new radio station, "Cicks Wit Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (2287)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

yesterday mah boyfriend wrecked our car. Now looool I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (349) - you deserved it (3385)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33664) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decidd to confront mah fear of brds when mah friend's pet brd was walking up to me. He got on mah arm, climbd up an attackd mah face.

#21379871
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (333) - you deserved it (3296)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29865) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (3032)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32195) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Yesterday, I Had My 18th Birthday Party. At Midnight, Three Police Officers Showd Up At My Door And Askd If They Could Look Around. Were We Doing Anything Bad? Nope. My Friends Suck At Parking. Before They Left, The Officers Said That This Was The Most Tond Down Party They'd Seen In Yeres. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26655) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23942) - you deserved it (7469)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and , ( never seeing a nipple ) . I have three looool . FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25549) - you deserved it (2513)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, WE GOT CCTV FITTD IN OUR STORE . MY LOVELY BOSS TOLD ME HE'LL BE SPENDING HIS FREE TIME WATCHING THE FOOTAGE ON HIS PHONE TO KNOW WAT I GET UP TO WHEN HE'S NOT IN . FML

#21379507
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22129) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/22/2015 at 2:19pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, ( Hi, can I help you )? He looked at me for a few second before replying, ( Fuck me, you need to loose some weight! ) and then wandering off. FML

#21379495
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26981) - you deserved it (3215)

On 03/22/2015 at 1:41pm - work - by { o } (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29442) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, My Mom Got Drunk And Started Crying At My After-wedding Party, After Promising She'd Behave Herself. She Thinks My Husband Is An Awful Personho'll Drag Me Into A Life Of Sin, All Cuz He Has A Tattoo And An Ear Piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (2442)

On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: