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Ligerie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4214
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ligerie : Hello!

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Ligerie's page activity

Visits<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 9:28am<b>itsCUZimBLACK</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 11:50pm<b>ktrashy</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 5:58am<b>jbivens1992</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 4:35pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/26/2016 at 8:20pm<b>ilikedogs123123</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 2:20pm<b>weissman4</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 10:19am<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 10:43am<b>noblekent</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 7:03am<b>Throggdor</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 6:17pm<b>rollingstone62</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 4:18pm<b>ozzytiff</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 3:50am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 7:55pm<b>iYodah</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:08am<b>Helldemon</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 5:40am<b>xxghostxx98789</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 9:56am<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:16pm<b>RENOFETT</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:55pm

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 2:20am<b>ilikedogs123123</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 8:20pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 11:40am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 8:39pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:08am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:42am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:27am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 6:06am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 9:01pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:38pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 2:00am<b>jackipdoc</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:07am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:13pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:18am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:59am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:22am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:01pm

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Ligerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

by joeheathen / 11/13/2009 at 7:57am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

by stixx / 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2009 at 2:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

by bossgroper / 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

by untitledentity / 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

by untitledentity / 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous