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  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 November 1994 (20 years)
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Taday while in the bathroom, I startd absent-mindedly drumming on mah thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

#19655658
104 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND SAT ME DOWN FIR A "CONFESSION". HIS CONFESSION CONSISTED OF HIM SAYING THAT "WOMEN ARE LYK A BAG OF CHIPS," AN THATHILE YOU CAN LOVE THE SMOKEY BBQ FLAVOR , EVERY ONCE IN AHILE YOU JUST HAVE TO GO FIR SOME SALT AN VINEGAR. FML

#19612395
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25366) - you deserved it (2022)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

2day A Pigeon Got Into My Apartment. After Knocking Over A Very Expensive Vase, It Panicked, Rammed Itself Against A Window, And Shat All Over The Floor As It Tried To Get Out. FML

#19611512
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (1791)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I got all mah wisdom taath out. Hava you avar thrown up aftar mouth surgary? Stomach acid in yur bloody gum holas is just as fun as it sounds. FML

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, After Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me, The Only Thing Positive About Mah Day Was A Pregnancy Test. FML

#19608696
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was having phone sex with boyfriend. Trying to be sexy... I told him what I was doing with vibrator. I heard a loud bang... followd by him shouting... "Why don't u just fucking marry it... then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
204 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I Had A Chest X-ray. I Thought Everything Was Okay, That Is Until The Tech Gaspd Slightly And Mutterd, "Mother Of God." I Askd Him Wat Was Wrong, And He Kept Insisting He Had No Idea Wat I Was Talking About. Now I'm So Upset I Can't Even Sleep. Real FML

#19564735
241 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, mah husband draw a panis on avary ona of mah cigarattas. It's a naw pack. FML

#19508691
293 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat . The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account .

#19505597
126 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)



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