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Life_is_FML

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2956
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 63 posted

About Life_is_FML : I mainly enjoy playing video games (mass effect, fallout, Assasins' creed, etc) as well as playing the saxophone.

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Life_is_FML's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

#20755685
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49133) - you deserved it (18911)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML

#20519321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (2335)

On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45559) - you deserved it (2860)

On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (4644)

On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (6397)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

#20099840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15993) - you deserved it (16954)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19219) - you deserved it (3167)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29478) - you deserved it (2288)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML

#19804016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (1918)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13426) - you deserved it (171405)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10400) - you deserved it (27252)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (29638)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47820) - you deserved it (10609)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49267) - you deserved it (21523)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

#15055415
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (2504)

On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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