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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 324
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (2857)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (2673)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20455) - you deserved it (25912)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7786) - you deserved it (73803)

On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)



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