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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4299
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Lia_Mackenzie : I'm a college graduate with a degree in creative writing. I WILL pick on your bad grammar.
I also have a degree in psychology. I will probably diagnose you with my handy-dandy DSM.
I also enjoy singing karaoke, writing until my hands stop working, and Schaudenfreude. I also enjoy Sigmund Freud (in the sense that I think he was a chauvinistic douchebag), and aspire to be a clinical psychologist.
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Writing and psychology go hand-in-hand, I promise.

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Today... me and mah girlfriend were getting at it... and then mah parents cummd home. I hered them and we scrambld to get our clothes on. My dad cummd into the room and found me wereing her pants inside out with her thong around mah legs. FML

#15162100
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13473) - you deserved it (40725)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

looool Today I felt like spicing up our marriage so I thought I'd surprise mah husbandhen he got home from work. I putted on mah sexiest teddy lit some candles and laid on the bed. He walked in the room looked at me for a second farted then asked mehat was for dinner. FML

#14091459
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (4155)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (6264)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with mah pants zipper. Guesshich of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (6967)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it an when they finally left I went by the table to pick up mah tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

#3729416
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55043) - you deserved it (6421)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (59814)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Have To Choose Between One Eyebrow Or None Because I'm A Heavy Sleeper And Mah Brother Is A Moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57951) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walkd by and smackd my ass. I lookd at her , shockd , and she said , ( It was too tempting with u bent over like that , I have a dirty old mind. ) I didn't knowhether to be flatterd or horrifid. Maybe both. FML

#3661940
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43982) - you deserved it (5903)

On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60927) - you deserved it (31550)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I left the house 4 a while an when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. mega FML

#3288999
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45357) - you deserved it (7144)

On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her 4 a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

#3279854
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18324) - you deserved it (59143)

On 06/27/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by jake (man) - Denmark (Frederiksborg)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56288) - you deserved it (6947)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129143) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



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