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  • Number of visits : 3641
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About LiLMAMA0523 : *25
*married [[4-21-12]]
*proud mother of two boys ❤️
*college grad [[5-11-13]]
*resides in Pottstown, PA

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Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (3468)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's been months since I dropped out of college to escape constantly being bullied and being miserable. Ever since then, I've been having recurring nightmares with the same people bullying me, after which I wake up crying and feeling miserable. My brain is a douchebag. FML

#21317204
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33801) - you deserved it (4558)

On 12/14/2014 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

#20983086
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (2975)

On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42083) - you deserved it (5615)

On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38606) - you deserved it (4068)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

#12423353
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34974) - you deserved it (3590)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

#12411757
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41544) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29119) - you deserved it (3853)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

#12218347
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27856) - you deserved it (4866)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by college kid - United States (Florida)

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (3726)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

#12209813
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40601) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41525) - you deserved it (3686)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

#12198220
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13835) - you deserved it (34085)

On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

#12188597
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45965) - you deserved it (3376)

On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42212) - you deserved it (6091)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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