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Today, I again failed to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid being charged by the bank. We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright. FML
by BlindInTheDark / 10/09/2013 at 2:02pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Money
by :/ / 10/01/2013 at 6:18am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by fail / 08/18/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bglenney / 08/15/2013 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
by thanks, Nemo. / 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:38am / United States / Animals
by NathanA / 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Iowa) / Money
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
by Jenn / 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift. FML
by readytoamputatemyfeet / 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/26/2013 at 5:20pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love
by superminty / 12/04/2012 at 3:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today at work, an old woman saw my picture of my son felt the need to come tell me what to do. I am… Today, after seriously considering to accept this guy I've been dating as officially my boyfriend,… Today, marks the third week since my stomach burst out in tiny red and purple spots under my skin.…