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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lexiesoccerchick : heyy im a 4teen year old girl, very outgoing, athletic, hyper at times lol and i play lots of sports (SOCCER, baskeball, teack and feild, volleyball, sometimes floor hockey and baseball) im not very good at spelling so correct me if i get something wrong plzz. if you wanna know more about me then just message me :) ohh ya im the one on the left with the dark hair

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Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML


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On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

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