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LexiDaBae's favorite FMLs
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 6:35am / Australia / Transportation
by Tyrez / 11/11/2014 at 4:57pm / United States / Work
by nopethanks / 10/31/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by madisonbubch / 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML
by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
by almost governmental / 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Work
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by in big trouble / 08/23/2014 at 8:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML
by Anonymous / 08/13/2014 at 11:19am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
by Where is it coming from?! / 06/09/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML
by xerrika / 06/03/2014 at 7:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…