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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1975 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7033
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : Thank you for stoping by my page. While you here, go ahead and press that like button, you know you want to see it say Meow in French! Its nice to know when someone has taken the time to look at my profile

For your viewing pleasure, I have added my favourite picture of my sisters cat. She (my sister, not the cat, he is a boy anyway) is a professional family photographer. This sweet cat was found wandering around a neighbourhood and was on kitty death row before my sister took him in. The mouse is my nephews birthday present. Something extra special about the cat, he only has 3 legs! Just after his leg was amputated, he liked to rest his bare hairless stump against you, it was a very strange feeling. I highly recommend adopting a three legged animal if you get the chance, they need love just like every other animal.

Message me if you like, I love meeting new people.
Have a wonderful day.

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my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (3652)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28253)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I ran into mah high school crush at Target. When I askd her if she rememberd me, she pattd me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walkd away. FML

#20191408
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (2475)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of local groceries store 4 employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicappd, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
136 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
95 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought , telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't , she broke up with me fir "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

yesterday my boyfriend an I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night an ended with us sleeping in separate rooms.

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

todayhile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, ( I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out. ) He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21147) - you deserved it (1642)

On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21720) - you deserved it (3869)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah boyfriand discovarad how to maka ma quaaf on damand whan ha has his fingars insida ma . I now faal lika mah lova lifa has baan raplacad with fart sounds . FML

#20189453
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today...hile Getting A Hernia Exam.!! !! I Accidentally Ran Mah Fingers Through Mah Doctor's Hair !! FML

#20188881
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21799) - you deserved it (8127)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of looool very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung mah leg over the stool, an through no fault of mah own, sat on mah own balls. I quickly got thrown out fir "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7735) - you deserved it (18540)

On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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