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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9404
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lesser : Thank you for stoping by. Did you spot the mouse in the first picture?

I love meeting new people, so please message me if you like. I am happy to advise people on badges, but please at least say 'Hello' in some way first rather than just saying "How do I get the 42 badge". And a 'thank you' after is always nice. Manners people.

While you here, go ahead and press that button. It's nice to know when someone has taken the time to look at my profile, and I have most likely already stalked yours. It's your fault for having a smudge which might be an interesting picture.

Here is my favourite picture of my sisters three legged cat. He was on kitty death row before my sister took him in. Just after his leg was amputated, he liked to rest his bare hairless stump against you, it was a very strange feeling. I highly recommend adopting a three legged animal. they need love just like every other creature.

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Lesser's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (1632)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by KittKatt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 11:25am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (5558)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by Crombinator - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, my three-year-old nephew chose to jump out of a window and break his arm rather than be babysat by me. FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm - kids - by Winxy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (1976)

On 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm - health - by full bladder - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML


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On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML


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On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

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