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LeslieAustin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LeslieAustin : Im a 17 year old senior in high school
I have a job at hyvee :P
I run track and cross country
I generally get along with everyone (:

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Visits<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:40am<b>Callilah</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 3:58pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 3:28am<b>bobbybill0519</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 10:10pm<b>goatcheese4you</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 8:54pm<b>MissCharlotte</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 10:22pm<b>hannahsnyder69</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 10:42pm<b>crackmore278</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 10:33pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 5:55pm<b>Selki</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 7:02pm<b>alex1010</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 1:01am<b>theGOAT16</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 6:38pm<b>Mariella1996</b> - the 08/06/2013 at 12:39pm<b>Denny1</b> - the 08/04/2013 at 9:44pm<b>que6840</b> - the 08/02/2013 at 2:37am<b>mikeypettitt17</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 2:15am<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 9:19am<b>Kyklopes</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 12:47pm

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LeslieAustin's favorite FMLs

Taday I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from mah Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in mah house. FML

#20764172
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (2581)

On 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm - misc - by suspicious (woman) - United States

Today , I Actually Had To Teach Mah 9-year-old Brother How To Pour Himself A Glass Of Milk , After He Burst Out In Tears When Mah Sister Told Him To Do It Himself!! His Astonishing Ignorance Also Extends To Basic Hygiene!! FML

#20763424
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38174) - you deserved it (4510)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , I was having a rough day and dacidad to go out for a walk at 1 a.m . to claar mah haad . I andad up baing drivan homa by two cops , who thought I was prostituting mysalf at tha truck stop . Whan wa arrivad , thay had a nica convarsation with mah parants . maga FML

#18424954
130 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (18269)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm spending time with mah granny, withhom I'm supposed to live with 4 a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeat the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering looool how it's possible 4 me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
130 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday I ad to go to a birtday party 4 10 year old triplets. Tey've all been dead 4 more tan 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day some girl puncd me in te face an left a uge purple bruise. Apparently er boyfriend as been ceating on looool er wit me because se always sees im walking me ome. Her boyfriend is my older broter wo didn't boter telling er wo I was because ( e wantd to see wat se would do. ) FML

#6438315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41868) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States



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