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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LeslieAustin : Im a 17 year old senior in high school
I have a job at hyvee :P
I run track and cross country
I generally get along with everyone (:

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Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm - misc - by suspicious (woman) - United States

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML


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On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML


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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

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