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Leprekhaun

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Leprekhaun

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  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Leprekhaun : Training to be a firefighter/ paramedic. Novice electronic music producer/ game developer. Hardstyle for life! Too bad that style isn't as popular in America like House and Dubstep are. Someday though it will take over!

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Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81) - you deserved it (9510)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today..!! I Let Out A Monstrous Fart At The Gym!! They Said It Didn't Even Sound Human!! FML

#21341250
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (6087)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today,hile shopping with my father , I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opend the door to the men's room , my father yelld that it was the ladies room. I then turnd around and went through the other door,here I endd up getting bitch-slappd. FML

#21322769
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (5536)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , My Mother-in-law Confessd That 4 The Longest Time , She Had Fantasies About Killing Me 4 "ruining" Her Daughter's Life , Basically Cuz I'm Not Wealthy Enough 4 My Mother-in-law's Standards. She Made Sure To Let Me Know The Situation Hasn't Changd At All. FML

#21162663
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43613) - you deserved it (3671)

On 06/04/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49463) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82306) - you deserved it (25295)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today , my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom . Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies , I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective , and hostile to my male friends , is cuz he wants to get into my pants . FML

#20085042
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (1910)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, mah sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on mah iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, an should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (3074)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4052)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today,hile waiting tables, I watchd a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then calld me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy cuz they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

#19198099
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (1623)

On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man proposd to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man fir the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get an is not giving up. FML

#7060819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (4540)

On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145048)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came back from a hike to see mah trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obviou noise coming from it. I went camping alone. Two stranger were in mah camper having sex. FML

#315595
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133209) - you deserved it (10283)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)



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