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Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

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On 06/04/2015 at 11:01pm - misc - by jared576 -

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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