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Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29702) - you deserved it (2206)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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96 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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128 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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76 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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